50 Shades of Jesus Christ

"Oh, yeah, Satan, you're a bull on steroids charging at me! It is so big... Oh, yeah, take me to heaven with one push!" "Oh, yeah, Jesus. You are my slave, say it!" "I'm your slave, daddy. Finish burying inside of me that huge sausage of yours... Oh, it hurts! I love it!" The doors resounded when they slammed against the walls. It was God himself walking through hell, not used to knock before entering a room. "Jesus Christ, Satan! What the fuck are you doing!?" Story written by @LectorErick Cover thanks to @ItsHoney_Roth