Reports & Retorts

This book is an edited transcript direct from the archives of The Caring Challenge Match Reports. It covers the early years of this most revered and respected organisation (Season One & Two: November 2021-April 2023). It highlights in detail how the infamous camaraderie within its group of players was forged, not to mention some of the pathetic attempts from some its most rebellious members to not only infiltrate but bring down the committee. Yet you will see how time and again the Committee held strong and rebuffed insurrections such as Lyndy-Loo's hand fisted attempts to takeover the draw or the Unions man's call of "one out-all out" (all too easily suppressed with a bottle of Mateus Rose or if all else failed Blue Nun). Make of it what you will, history will no doubt draw its own conclusions and all we ask is that you make yours: Golfing Gods or Hapless Delinquents?