FOOTBALL JOKES That make you LOL

1. What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? A: "Fowl!" 2. What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill! 3. I left two Manchester City tickets on my dashboard yesterday. Someone smashed the window and left two more. 4. Why was the footballer upset on their birthday? A: They got a red card! 5. What do you call someone who stands inside goalposts and stops the ball rolling away? A: Annette! 6. England are playing Iceland tomorrow. If they win that game, they'll play Tesco's next Saturday and then Asda on Wednesday. 7. Which football team loves ice-cream? A: Aston Vanilla! 8. Where’s the best place in America to shop for a football kit? A: New Jersey! 9. What do Lionel Messi and a magician have in common? A: Both do hat-tricks! 10. The new manager of our struggling football team is strict and won't stand any nonsense. Last Saturday, he caught two fans climbing over the stadium wall and was angry with them. He grabbed them and said: "Get back in there and watch the game until it finishes!"