Meat The Family

James Jones has had a rough life, and he wants you to hear about it... His mom, is no mom. his dad is crackers, his cousin is purple, and his uncle loves meat... all together it is a murderous family and a riot of a time to hear all about it. It is important to note that the person telling the story is by far different from the kid he is talking about, is younger self. The whole story is full of romance and comedy and horror as well as guns... but mostly comedy. what he has in his head, may have just been a dream from the eyes of a child, but that is harder to believe than his already hard to believe crazy nutso story. Rated-R script, based on a short story narrated by the real James Jones in Meat My Uncle. Jane: blah blah blah. Mom:hoo hoo hoo. Dad: Monkey. Uncle:mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaatttttttttttttt, mhm, Meat. What that was, is a nonsensical preview that has nothing to do with the story. I hate that I have to write twelve hundred characters. Wait... Did I say that out loud? ooops, not supposedta... my editor will kill me... wait, I'm my editor.... Never mind that then... please, please listen to what this man has to say and see how horrifyingly comedic the whole story is... lolololool