Consistently Swiping Left

Dating: the only sport where everyone’s playing but no one knows the rules. One minute you’re flirting over cocktails, the next you find yourself Googling, “Can you die of being ghosted?” Relationships aren’t much clearer either, at first, it’s all butterflies and binge watching together. Then suddenly you’re in a three day stand off over the correct way to fold a fitted sheet. This book won’t deliver your soulmate, guarantee eternal happiness, or teach you how to send the perfect text (Truth be told: there isn’t one). What it will do is guide you through the circus of modern romance with jokes, brutal honesty, and enough wisdom to sound clever without being smug. From first dates that feel like hostage negotiations to breakups that turn you into a professional ice cream taster, consider this your cheeky survival manual for love in the 21st century. Because if you can’t laugh about it, you’ll probably cry into your takeaway curry, and nobody looks good doing that.